A Very Merry Unbirthday

I was watching Alice in Wonderland the other night and so much wanted to sing, "A Very Merry Unbirthday" this morning, but oh wait. it is my birthday! Dang! I'll have to wait until tomorrow to sing it..



     ...o wait, I can sing it to Angie until she pulls her hair out at the dinner tonight.

A very merry unbirthday
To me
  To who?
  To me
  Oh, you

 

A very merry unbirthday
To you
  Who, me?
To you
Oh, me

 

Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
  A very merry unbirthday to you

 

Now statistics prove  
Prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
  Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

 

A very merry unbirthday  
To me?
  To you
  A very merry unbirthday
  For me?
For you
  Now blow the candle out, my dear
  And make your wish come true  
A very merry unbirthday to you